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Pagers Phones and Faxes

Japanese Pagers, American Phones and Jamaican Faxes

Three men, a Japanese, an American and a Jamaican, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The Japanese pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The American lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished, he explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Jamaican felt very low tech. Not to be out done, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The jamaician finally said.........well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax!!

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