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Dat is exactly why ah frigging slap you

One day Old Road in Antigua was flooded out due to heavy rainfall. People from there had to leave work early to go home. A young man eagerly rushed home to be with his beautiful wife. As he pulled up on his driveway, he braved the thunderous rain and darted into his house.

To his dismay, his wife's 'horner-man' ran outside to get away. The husband walked up to his wife and 'buss two slap in she ass .'

Crying enough to fill a bucket she said, 'What yah slap meh fa?'

She continued...
'Dat is de man who buy dem shoes on yah foot.'
'Dat is de man who doz help me pay de bills.'
'Dat is de man who pay down on de car you drivin.'

Totally enraged the husband replied,
'Dat is exactly why ah frigging slap you... you have de man running out in de rain?'

'Suppose he catch cold an dead, a wha ar we go do den?' 'You stupid or what?'
'Call him back!!!'


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