• inboxity : Jokes

Who's guilty?

A man and woman were sound asleep, when suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, startled out of her sleep, jumped up from the bed and yelled, 'Sh*t! That must be my husband!'

Instantly the man bolted from the bed, grabbed his clothes and shoes and ran naked out the back door and dove off the porch. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through thorn bushes, and reached his car, bleeding and exhausted.

Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman 'I'm your husband, you sl*t!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a b*t*h!'

Who's guilty?

Inboxity Button Stumble Button Facebook Button Del.icio.us Button Digg Button Google Button

Tags: guilty woman man bed clothes shoes naked funny forward porch car minutes

Top 20 new inboxity items

NutriBullet Memorial Day Sale Views: 1032
Lean Pro 30 - Best Protein Powder For Men over 40 Views: 1344
The Benefits of Vitamin D3 +K2 For Men Views: 909
Jalals Slender Man Prank Part 2 Views: 933
True friends Views: 30737
Funky Urban Underwear Views: 29125
Trycoxagain: New Drug for Depressed Lesbians Views: 37677
Happy New Year's Greetings Views: 19977
Top 10 Jamaican Positions Views: 58749
Jamaican Puppets - My Man Views: 17633
Lady Leave Me Alone I'm Married Views: 57100
You Better Come Get Santa Views: 25607
Backwoods Camping and Fishing Trip Views: 30198
Horny Donkey Rapes Man Views: 23499
Speed Sex Olympics Views: 26703
Human Blow Up Doll Views: 20873
World Cup 2010 Re-Match Germany vs Australia Views: 21154
When I was born I was so surprised Views: 27080
Auto tuned news - Antoine Dodson Views: 12198
Powerful Camera Face Detection Feature Views: 16847

Views: 8089
Shared: 6 times

Rate this forward:

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

(10 Ratings)