Guyanese Salary Problem
A Guyanese husband whose name is Ramgulam working abroad wrote to his wife...
Dear dalin, me can't send salary this month, so me a sending 100 kisses.
You are my best fren
Your loving husband and best fren
Ramgulam
His wife replied...
My best fren
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the kisses...
1. The Milk man named Ramdular agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man named Rampadarat agreed only after 7 kisses plus fondling yu mudda grannie soorsattie.
3. Your landlord Rambharose comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4 . Supermarket owner Rambajan did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand...
5. Next door nayba Ramsamooj say he gunna fix de pluming afta me do " a threesome" with he wife parbattie plus 3 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.. .
Shall I plan the same for next month?
Please Advice!!!
Your dalin,
pulmattie
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