• inboxity : Humorous

Then the Fight Started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started…

=================================================

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started…

=================================================

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started....

=================================================

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started. ..

=================================================

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'she’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

=================================================

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...

Stumble Button Facebook Button Del.icio.us Button Digg Button Google Button

Tags: fight wife channels anniversary scale expensive gas security office wallet home shirt' funny forwards jokes

Top 20 new inboxity items

True friends Views: 29080
Funky Urban Underwear Views: 26552
Trycoxagain: New Drug for Depressed Lesbians Views: 35279
Happy New Year's Greetings Views: 18604
Top 10 Jamaican Positions Views: 46379
Jamaican Puppets - My Man Views: 16305
Lady Leave Me Alone I'm Married Views: 54315
You Better Come Get Santa Views: 24199
Backwoods Camping and Fishing Trip Views: 26858
Horny Donkey Rapes Man Views: 21271
Speed Sex Olympics Views: 23826
Human Blow Up Doll Views: 19183
World Cup 2010 Re-Match Germany vs Australia Views: 19251
When I was born I was so surprised Views: 25450
Woman Wakes Up to find Intruder in her Bed Views: 22040
Auto tuned news - Antoine Dodson Views: 10729
Powerful Camera Face Detection Feature Views: 15369
Funny Renault Clio Commercial Views: 12116
Proof that Women never Listen Views: 32404
Vacancy at the FBI Assassin Views: 25487

Views: 3377
Shared: 9 times

Rate this forward:

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

(1 Ratings)