• inboxity : Jokes

Wedding Anniversary‏

Bill was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was REALLY angry.

She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway That goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Bill got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bill has been missing since Friday.

Please pray for him.

Stumble Button Facebook Button Del.icio.us Button Digg Button Google Button

Tags: wedding anniversary‏ gift bill wife driveway robe house bathroom scale funny jokes forward

Top 20 new inboxity items

True friends Views: 26976
Funky Urban Underwear Views: 22886
Trycoxagain: New Drug for Depressed Lesbians Views: 31939
Happy New Year's Greetings Views: 16895
Top 10 Jamaican Positions Views: 36866
Jamaican Puppets - My Man Views: 14688
Lady Leave Me Alone I'm Married Views: 48872
You Better Come Get Santa Views: 22502
Backwoods Camping and Fishing Trip Views: 24651
Horny Donkey Rapes Man Views: 20128
Speed Sex Olympics Views: 22038
Human Blow Up Doll Views: 17989
World Cup 2010 Re-Match Germany vs Australia Views: 17845
When I was born I was so surprised Views: 23957
Woman Wakes Up to find Intruder in her Bed Views: 20682
Auto tuned news - Antoine Dodson Views: 9063
Powerful Camera Face Detection Feature Views: 14145
Funny Renault Clio Commercial Views: 11189
Proof that Women never Listen Views: 30107
Vacancy at the FBI Assassin Views: 23168

Views: 4953
Shared: 3 times

Rate this forward:

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

(9 Ratings)