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West Indians in Canada - with a new twisted ending

A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver that because he was wearing his seat belt he had just won $5,000 in the Province safety competition.

'What are you going to do with the money?' asked the policeman

'Well, I gonna get a driver's license,' he answered.

'Oh, don't listen to him,' yelled the Trini woman in the passenger's seat...'He's a smart ass when he drunk.'

This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned
'I knew we was not gonna get far in dis thief-in car.'

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamacian voice said in patois,
'Yow!, I man mek it crass di barder yet?

The Canadian Highway Patrolman smiled and handed the $5,000 cheque to the driver . . .
'I always love the Island talk, but I can never understand it.

Have a nice day.

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