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Bajan Raffle

A Bajan move to Jamaica and bought a donkey from an old yardie farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agree to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the yardie farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry, but I 'ave some bad news. The donkey dead'

De Bajan said, 'Well dat alrite just gi me my money back.' 'Can na do that. Me spend dat ras money aredy.'
De Bajan said, 'Ok, then. Just leave the donkey wid me.'
'Ah wha ya a do wid 'im?' de yardie farmer asked.
Bajan: I gine raffle he.'
Farmer: 'You can na raffle a dead donkey!'
Bajan: 'Yes I can. Watch me. I ain't go tell nobody he dead ok.'
A month later the farmer met up with the Bajan and asked, 'What 'appened with that dead donkey?'
Bajan: 'He get raffled off boy, I sell 500 tickets at $2.00 a piece and make a profit of $898.00.'
Farmer: 'Didn't anyone cuss?'

Bajan: 'just the guy who won. So I gi he back he $2.00

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