To The Indigenous People Of Sxm‏

A Jamaican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'Hin Jamaica hour glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice'

A Guyanese standing close by, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his machine gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Guyana we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'

A Dominican in the group, not to be outdone, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his sawed-off shot gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In DA we have de revah and we can drink when ever we want without glass".

A St. Maarten taxi driver, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Heineken and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his 9mm. gun, shoots the Jamaican, the
Guyanese, and the Dominican, and catches his glass. He says,'In St. Maarten, we have so many Jamaicans, Guyanese, Dominicans, Antiguans, Spanishman and too many others that we don't have to drink with
the foreigners twice.'