• inboxity : Miscellaneous

Advantages Of Being A Woman

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxi's stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Inboxity Button Stumble Button Facebook Button Del.icio.us Button Digg Button Google Button

Tags: advantages woman titanic flirt computers calls clothes groupies figure cash insurance free movies friends funny

Top 20 new inboxity items

NutriBullet Memorial Day Sale Views: 1078
Lean Pro 30 - Best Protein Powder For Men over 40 Views: 1406
The Benefits of Vitamin D3 +K2 For Men Views: 953
Jalals Slender Man Prank Part 2 Views: 982
True friends Views: 30780
Funky Urban Underwear Views: 29180
Trycoxagain: New Drug for Depressed Lesbians Views: 37717
Happy New Year's Greetings Views: 20009
Top 10 Jamaican Positions Views: 59092
Jamaican Puppets - My Man Views: 17666
Lady Leave Me Alone I'm Married Views: 57160
You Better Come Get Santa Views: 25655
Backwoods Camping and Fishing Trip Views: 30232
Horny Donkey Rapes Man Views: 23531
Speed Sex Olympics Views: 26737
Human Blow Up Doll Views: 20919
World Cup 2010 Re-Match Germany vs Australia Views: 21194
When I was born I was so surprised Views: 27241
Auto tuned news - Antoine Dodson Views: 12227
Powerful Camera Face Detection Feature Views: 16872

Views: 3296
Shared: 1 times

Rate this forward:

  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

(3 Ratings)