ACTUAL STATEMENTS FROM INSURANCE CLAIMS
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words :
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."
"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."
"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."
"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face."
"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
"I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way"
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."
"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."
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