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Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

3. Spend more time at work.

4. Start being superstitious.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

6. Procrastinate more.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

10. Read less.

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