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Nerdy New Year’s Resolutions

1. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.

4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...

5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*

6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.

7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.

8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.

9. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.

11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.

12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.

16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

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