• inboxity : Holidays

'Twas the Night before Finals

T'was the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.

Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
Danced in their heads.

Out in the taverns,
A few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
Would get their brains thinking.

In my own apartment,
I had been pacing,
Dreading all those exams
I soon would be facing.

My roommate was speechless,
His nose in his books,
And my comments to him
Drew unfriendly looks.

I drained all the coffee,
And brewed a new pot,
No longer caring
That my nerves were shot.

I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were all muddy,
My eyes went a'blur,
I just couldn't study.

"Some pizza might help,"
I said with a shiver,
But each place I called
Refused to deliver.

I'd pretty much concluded
Life is unfair and cruel,
Since our futures all depend
On grades made in school.

When all of a sudden,
Our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put-It-Off
Ambled inside.

Her spirit was careless,
Her manner was mellow,
She looked at the mess
And started to bellow:

"Why should us students
Make such a fuss,
About what those teachers
Toss out to us?"

"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wingit and Slingit,
And Last Minute Crams!"

Her message delivered,
She vanished from sight,
But we heard her laughing
Outside in the night.

"Your teachers won't flunk you,
So just do your best.
Happy Finals to All,
And to All, a good test."

Inboxity Button Stumble Button Facebook Button Del.icio.us Button Digg Button Google Button

Tags: 'twas night finals college students minute beds door taverns liquor apartment roommate pizza coffee notes

Top 20 new inboxity items

NutriBullet Memorial Day Sale Views: 3
Lean Pro 30 - Best Protein Powder For Men over 40 Views: 5
The Benefits of Vitamin D3 +K2 For Men Views: 10
Jalals Slender Man Prank Part 2 Views: 15
True friends Views: 29684
Funky Urban Underwear Views: 27886
Trycoxagain: New Drug for Depressed Lesbians Views: 36231
Happy New Year's Greetings Views: 19152
Top 10 Jamaican Positions Views: 49869
Jamaican Puppets - My Man Views: 16884
Lady Leave Me Alone I'm Married Views: 55565
You Better Come Get Santa Views: 24643
Backwoods Camping and Fishing Trip Views: 28790
Horny Donkey Rapes Man Views: 21730
Speed Sex Olympics Views: 24905
Human Blow Up Doll Views: 19444
World Cup 2010 Re-Match Germany vs Australia Views: 19588
When I was born I was so surprised Views: 25750
Auto tuned news - Antoine Dodson Views: 10927
Powerful Camera Face Detection Feature Views: 15585

Views: 1965
Shared: 0 times

Rate this forward:

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

(3 Ratings)