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8 Pounds

Mike decided to propose to Jacki, but prior to her acceptance Jacki had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Mike that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.
However, Mike felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Mike looked Jacki in the eyes and said....
"I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."

Jacki and Mike got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon.

Mike whisked Jacki off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...

As Jacki put her hands in Mike's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!

Mike ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"
"Yes it is...8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!

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