SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication, we do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
I agree with George.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
We have yet to pass a resolution commissioning the identification of this animal and it is far too early to discuss any road.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
What chicken? I don't remember a chicken
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
eChicken will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chick book - and Internet Eggsplorer is an integral part of eChicken.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
What is your definition of chicken?
Did I miss one?
Shared: 8 times
Rate this forward: