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Bwoy ... Go Get Yuh Moddah

A boy and his father from the Caribbean were visiting America for the first time.
The first time they went to a mall, they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slideback together again.
The boy asked, "Ah whahdat, daddy?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, Son, minevah see notting so inna mi life! Mi nuh know what it is!

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 19-year-old woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, says quietly to his son, Bwoy... "Go get yuh moddah!"

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