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The West Indian advantage...

A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver that because he was wearing his seatbelt he had just won himself $5,000 in the State Safety Competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, for a start I goin get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him." yelled the Trini woman in the passenger's seat..."He's a smart ass when he drunk."

This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we was not gonna get far in dis thiefin car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice said, "Yow!, I man mek it crass de barder yet?"

They all were very nervous.

The patrolman said, "I always loved the island music but never did quite understand the words of you people. Here's your voucher, Sir, and have a nice day".

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