• inboxity : Blondes

Helping an overweight blonde lose weight

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.

"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.

Stumble Button Facebook Button Del.icio.us Button Digg Button Google Button

Tags: overweight blonde lose weight doctor diet eat lost pounds instructions skipping

Top 20 new inboxity items

True friends Views: 29080
Funky Urban Underwear Views: 26552
Trycoxagain: New Drug for Depressed Lesbians Views: 35279
Happy New Year's Greetings Views: 18605
Top 10 Jamaican Positions Views: 46405
Jamaican Puppets - My Man Views: 16305
Lady Leave Me Alone I'm Married Views: 54318
You Better Come Get Santa Views: 24200
Backwoods Camping and Fishing Trip Views: 26858
Horny Donkey Rapes Man Views: 21271
Speed Sex Olympics Views: 23830
Human Blow Up Doll Views: 19185
World Cup 2010 Re-Match Germany vs Australia Views: 19252
When I was born I was so surprised Views: 25451
Woman Wakes Up to find Intruder in her Bed Views: 22041
Auto tuned news - Antoine Dodson Views: 10729
Powerful Camera Face Detection Feature Views: 15370
Funny Renault Clio Commercial Views: 12116
Proof that Women never Listen Views: 32405
Vacancy at the FBI Assassin Views: 25487

Views: 2292
Shared: 0 times

Rate this forward:

  • Currently 0/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

(0 Ratings)