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10 Reasons Why Fat People Rule!

I really don't understand what the skinny fad is. WHY does everyone want to be the same size anyways? Who wants to be able to see your rib cage? I ...
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I run over fields and woods all day..., What am I?

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the ...
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I went into the woods and got it.

I went into the woods and got it.
I sat down to seek it.
I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it
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Mothers Against Drunk Drivers‏

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mum
So I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of ...
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Proof that Women never Listen

Brilliant Joke, for men.
Women : Just read the first half!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She ...
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Where is Bill Clinton's clock?

A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the ...
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Why Women Are So Cranky

We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it ...
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