Breast Implants! Who gives a shit
Which one of Santa’s Christmas helpers has the breast implants?
Who gives a shit!
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Christmas Ghost from down the hall
One night there was a black guy a white guy and santa clause. They all rented a room in the same hotel.
In the Black guys hotel he saw a ...
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Christmas Songs I Don’t Get
Each and every year, I joyous pull my Christmas CDs off the racks, dust ‘em off, and start listening to my favorite holiday tunes the day after ...
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Driving Home for Christmas
While Driving Home for Christmas in my Opel listening to music I saw a blonde hitch hiking in a Sexy Santa Claus Outfit.
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Honest Politician - Kind Lawyer - Santa Claus
Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors ...
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Jesus is Better than Santa
REMEMBER:
Jesus is Better than Santa
Santa lives at the North Pole.
JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh ...
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Kinky Rudolf
Ooh that felt sooo Good, whip me, whip me harder, pull my reins hard you fat bastard!
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Little Johnny's Christmas Letter
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain ...
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Pick-up lines you must avoid!
1. “What’s your sign?”
2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
3. “You must be a broom because you’re ...
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Signs Santa Has Been Drinking for Christmas
1. While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light.
2. You see his sleigh pulled over and the police with a ...
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