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Baby Born Jesus is Coming Soon

In the public hospital of Itaguaí Brasil (RJ) last weekend was born a girl with hands joined together, like one who's praying.

The doctors ...
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Don't watch The Naked Truth

Don't watch The Naked Truth

Don't watch The Naked Truth.

Parents tell their kids to turn away as a group of nudist stroll by with tieir bikes.
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Drunk Indian Chick

Drunk Indian Chick

19 years of sobriety and strict Indian upbringing $35,000 / year
Le Chateau Shirt $ 30
Fourteen $ 2 shots of Sambuca
One toke of a $ 5 ...
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Elevator to tenth floor

A youngster, standing one metre tall, lived with his parents on the tenth floor of an apartment building.

When leaving for school in the ...
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Funny Jamaican Sayings

Jamaican Saying: Chicken merry, hawk deh near.
Meaning: Be careful when things are going too good for you as its always possible that danger is ...
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Good old school black mothers.

Ohh Yeah. Been there done most of it. Good old school black mothers.
That's how it gotta be these days. Too much kids cursing their parents and ...
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Little Johnny's Neighbor's Baby

Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the ...
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Mothers Against Drunk Drivers‏

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mum
So I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of ...
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Murphy's Sex Laws

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2. Nothing improves with ...
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Not Pianist, Actually, I'm a law attorney

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!" Sarah stood ...
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