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Yo momma's so fat... 90210

Yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
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Yo momma's so fat... Occupancy 240

Yo momma so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' momma."
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Yo Momma's so fat... Thong

Yo' momma so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!
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Yo Momma's So Fat... Yellow Raincoat

Yo momma is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, "here comes the school bus."
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Yo momma's teeth are so yellow

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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Your momma's so dirty...

Your momma's so dirty just to take a bath she must sneak up on the bath water to get in.
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