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Bullfrogs and Blowjobs

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told ...
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Jesus is Better than Santa

REMEMBER:
Jesus is Better than Santa
Santa lives at the North Pole.
JESUS is everywhere.

Santa rides in a sleigh ...
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Views: 3446

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(9 Votes)

Keeley and the Chocolate Guy

Keeley and the Chocolate Guy

Picture of Keeley in a bikini next to the Chocolate Guy from the Axe ads.

This is a Valentine gift him and her
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Miss Xmas Outfit

Miss Xmas Outfit

An old man receives the ultimate gift from his miss wearing a very sexy christmas outfit.
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(10 Votes)

Santa's Christmas Gift to the Bad

Santa's Christmas Gift to the Bad

How to tell you've been really bad.
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Start living now.

Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special occasion. Stop withholding your love until that special person materializes. Every day ...
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  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

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Ten Commandents For Parents

1. My hands are small; please do not expect perfection whenever I make a bed, draw a picture, or throw a ball. My legs are short; slow down so that I ...
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  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

(15 Votes)

Wedding Anniversary‏

Bill was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was REALLY angry.

She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift ...
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  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

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What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day

1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.

2. Any food item with the words ...
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