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Blonde in a BMW

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling ...
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Gas Station Attendant Wrong Job

Gas Station Attendant Wrong Job

Life is too short for the wrong job.
Ad for www.Jobsintown.de Germany

Optical illusion of a Gas Station Attendant pumping gas inside ...
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Hard times call for tough decisions‏

Dear Outside Woman;

This letter serves to officially inform you that with immediate effect your services as the outside woman will no ...
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Then the Fight Started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight ...
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Things you don't want to hear during surgery

- Oops!
- Has anyone seen my watch?
- That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
- Damn! Page 47 of ...
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What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day

1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.

2. Any food item with the words ...
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You are stupid if ...

...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."

...you can't remember the number for 911.

...you just discovered your AM radio also works ...
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