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Being or Becoming a Mom‏

"Being A Mom"

We are sitting at lunch one day when my daughter casually mentions that she and her husband are thinking of "starting a ...
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Drunk Indian Chick

Drunk Indian Chick

19 years of sobriety and strict Indian upbringing $35,000 / year
Le Chateau Shirt $ 30
Fourteen $ 2 shots of Sambuca
One toke of a $ 5 ...
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  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

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Funny Bumper Stickers

Have you seen seen any good bumper stickers lately?
Here are a few you may have seen around...

Enjoy!

* Driver Carrys no cash ...
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Lady Leave Me Alone I'm Married

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a ...
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Mothers Against Drunk Drivers‏

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mum
So I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of ...
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Paris Hilton Jokes and Quotes from Jail

Paris Hilton Jokes and Quotes:

Here are 12 things other inmates have overheard Paris Hilton say in Jail:

1. Excuse me, but where is ...
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True Friendship

True Friendship, With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually ...
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  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

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