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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself ...
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Husband's Habit Of Farting

If this story doesn't make you cry from laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you.

This is a story about a couple who had been ...
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Kids In Church

3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make ...
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Men vs. Women marriage part 1

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and ...
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Romantic food

Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary ...
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The Onion And The Christmas Tree

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'

The father, surprised, ...
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Things Girls Think Guys Should Know

"1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you ...
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You know you're from Caribbean when...

• You refer to all storage spaces built into your home as "cupboard".
• You know a man called "Shirley".
• You distinguish between ...
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Your tit falling out

Your tit falling out

Plane tickets: $700,-
2 valiums to calm you down before the flight: $3,-
8 glasses of wine during dinner: $24,-

Your tit falling out ...
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