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Candy heart messages

Little candy heart messages you wouldn't want to receive.

HARD UP
TOO TINY
NYET = NYET
SHOO
U SMELL
ART DORK ...
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Halloween is better than Sex

Top 10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex:

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, ...
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Have you ever wished that you could take it back.

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole?

Testimonials of a few ...
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Thin People Don't, They just thinks differently

I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even follow their suggestions. But eventually, inevitably, I always get fat again.

Now, at last, ...
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Valentine's Day Oneliners

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses! ...
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You know you're from Caribbean when...

You refer to all storage spaces built into your home as "cupboard".
You know a man called "Shirley".
You distinguish between ...
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Your momma worked at M and M's factory

Your momma is so stupid she worked at an m and m's factory and was putting the candy inside the bags and threw away all the m and m's that had a w on ...
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