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A Jamaican, A Pole And A Scotsman

A Jamaican, a Pole and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar. The Jamaican takes out a massive joint, lights it up, but throws it out the window after only ...
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A Royal flush beats a pair of Queens

Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and the Queen Mum arrive at the Pearly gates, St Peter explains that only one can get through and that they each have ...
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Be My Valentine

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink ...
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Games For The Elderly

1. Sag, You're it
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, ...
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Go on a Wine Tour

Côme, Pat, Richelle and Ron go on a wine tour.

They visit Château des Charmes, Thirty Bench, Pilleteri and Cave Springs wineries. ...
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Hard times call for tough decisions‏

Dear Outside Woman;

This letter serves to officially inform you that with immediate effect your services as the outside woman will no ...
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Jamaican Funeral

THIS WILL CRACK YOU UP

An old couple in Jamaica was puzzled when the coffin of their dead relative arrived from foreign.

The ...
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  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

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Perfume? That doesn't smell like...

Two blondes walk up to a perfume counter. The first one picks up a sample bottle, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, "That's nice, don't ...
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  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.

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Pirceless Train Ride and Undies

Pirceless Train Ride and Undies

Train Fare: $2.25
Bottle of Anti Depressants: $28
Passiing out and showing everyone your undies: PRICELESS!!!
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  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

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Promise not to hit me with the beer bottle

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a ...
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