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The creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
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Celebrating my first blowjob

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
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Always save for Retirement

Always save for Retirement

You didn't save anything for retirement did you?

Take a lesson from our old friend, always save for retirement!
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The Best buttered Corn Ever

There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy ...
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The archbishop is your father

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time ...
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Expressions of Mr. P.P. Head

Expressions of Mr. P.P. Head

What? Virgin!
Get in There!
Oh Shit… Hold On
Ahhhh!
Good Night.
(Next Day) Virgin My Ass!

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Bike Safety Quiz

Bike Safety Quiz

You are driving your car.
Are you allowed to stay behind this bike?

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Breast Implants! Who gives a shit

Breast Implants! Who gives a shit

Which one of Santa’s Christmas helpers has the breast implants?

Who gives a shit!
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The Onion And The Christmas Tree

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'

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Two Videos: Titanic or Clinton Story

Two Videos for Sale. Which one would you buy, Titanic or the Clinton video?
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