Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife, ...
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him ...
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his ...
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Little Vito goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today, we are going to learn multi-syllable words, Class. Does anybody have an example of a ...
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This must be the best way the receive your Holiday greetings.
So from me to you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ...
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Get in There!
Oh Shit… Hold On
(Next Day) Virgin My Ass!
It ain’t easy being a ...
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Which one of Santa’s Christmas helpers has the breast implants?
Who gives a shit!
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An old man receives the ultimate gift from his miss wearing a very sexy christmas outfit.
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The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'
The father, surprised, ...
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Why Women don’t Bungie Jump
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