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Always save for Retirement

Always save for Retirement

You didn't save anything for retirement did you?

Take a lesson from our old friend, always save for retirement!
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A Distinct Lack Of Imagination

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no ...
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What size condoms do you want? Small, medium or large

A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"

The man replies, "Size? I didn't know ...
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When I Grow Up, I want to be like mommy!

When I Grow Up, I want to be like mommy!

When I Grow Up, I want to be like mommy!
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Sex is like nokia - connecting people

Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me ...
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Man with the BIGGEST cock I've ever seen‏

Man with the BIGGEST cock I've ever seen‏

A picture of a Man with his reaaly big cock.
Heaven forgive your Dirty mind
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The Prostitute from Glasgow

Once there was this guy from Glasgow who took a vacation to Aberdeen. While there, he met up with a prostitute.

He got down and dirty ...
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Promise not to hit me with the beer bottle

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a ...
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Bill and the pickle slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a ...
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A man was visiting his wife in hospital

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years.
On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead ...
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