Little Vito on English
Little Vito goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today, we are going to learn multi-syllable words, Class. Does anybody have an example of a ...
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Ribbed Condoms
When Van was just a youngster, he went to the chemist and asked the pharmacist, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"
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8 Pounds
Mike decided to propose to Jacki, but prior to her acceptance Jacki had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Mike that she ...
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Sperm Bank Robbery
A masked man walked into a sperm bank, pulled out a gun, and told the secretary that this was a stick up and to open the safe.
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Prostitutes Sign
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00."
A policeman noticed ...
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Why Women Are So Cranky
We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it ...
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The string
One day a string walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender looked down at him and said, "We don't serve strings in here!" The ...
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A Blonde Girl and a Crack Dealer
Question: Whets the difference between a blonde girl and a crack dealer?
The blonde girl can wash her crack and use it again.
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Mommy, Daddy is parking his car in your garage
There was a kid that wanted to take a shower with his mom. The mom said, "o.k. just whatever you do don’t look up". The boy looked up and said mommy ...
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Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex
1. "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2. "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
3. "How come it's ...
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