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Little Vito on English

Little Vito goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today, we are going to learn multi-syllable words, Class. Does anybody have an example of a ...
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Ribbed Condoms

When Van was just a youngster, he went to the chemist and asked the pharmacist, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"

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8 Pounds

Mike decided to propose to Jacki, but prior to her acceptance Jacki had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Mike that she ...
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Sperm Bank Robbery

A masked man walked into a sperm bank, pulled out a gun, and told the secretary that this was a stick up and to open the safe.

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Prostitutes Sign

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00."

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Why Women Are So Cranky

We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it ...
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The string

One day a string walked into a bar and ordered a beer.

The bartender looked down at him and said, "We don't serve strings in here!" The ...
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A Blonde Girl and a Crack Dealer

Question: Whets the difference between a blonde girl and a crack dealer?

The blonde girl can wash her crack and use it again.
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Mommy, Daddy is parking his car in your garage

There was a kid that wanted to take a shower with his mom. The mom said, "o.k. just whatever you do don’t look up". The boy looked up and said mommy ...
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Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex

1. "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2. "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

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