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The creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife, ...
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She replies I'm in room 1221

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him ...
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Nipples in your coffee and is in your oatmeal

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his ...
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Little Vito on English

Little Vito goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today, we are going to learn multi-syllable words, Class. Does anybody have an example of a ...
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Christmas Greetings panties

Christmas Greetings panties

This must be the best way the receive your Holiday greetings.

So from me to you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ...
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Expressions of Mr. P.P. Head

Expressions of Mr. P.P. Head

What? Virgin!
Get in There!
Oh Shit… Hold On
Ahhhh!
Good Night.
(Next Day) Virgin My Ass!

It ain’t easy being a ...
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Breast Implants! Who gives a shit

Breast Implants! Who gives a shit

Which one of Santa’s Christmas helpers has the breast implants?

Who gives a shit!
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Miss Xmas Outfit

Miss Xmas Outfit

An old man receives the ultimate gift from his miss wearing a very sexy christmas outfit.
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The Onion And The Christmas Tree

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'

The father, surprised, ...
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Bungie Jumping Women

Bungie Jumping Women

Why Women don’t Bungie Jump
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