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Attitude problem

Attitude problem

The word around the office is that you have an attitude problem...
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Why aren't you working?

Why aren't you working?

A boss asks one of his employees ďWhy he aren't you working?Ē
The employee replies ďI didnít see you coming!Ē
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Things to Say When Stressed at Work

1."Okay, okay! I take it back ...
... Unfuck you".

2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing"

3. "Well this day was a ...
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Please Donít Smoke In My Office!

Please Donít Smoke In My Office!

Please Donít Smoke In My Office!

I enjoy sex more than you enjoy smoking and you donít see me screwing in your office.
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Management lesson

Management lesson

Management lesson: Never start a project unless all resources are available.
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Inter Office E-mail

Inter Office E-mail

Hey Doug, did you get the e-mail I sent?

Not yet, but try again... I need that information right away!
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March Office Calendar 2008

March Office Calendar 2008

This is a must have!

Actually I got myself two on my desk. It's the sexy March Office Calendar 2008.

I don't know how I ever ...
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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Company Policy

Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci ...
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The Office Rumour

The Office Rumour

That's how office rumours get started.
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Three Points Office Dares

How to stay sane at work Guaranteed to lighten the mood, make you laugh or get you fired......

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and ...
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