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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Company Policy

Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci ...
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Five Points Office Dares

How to stay sane at work Guaranteed to lighten the mood, make you laugh or get you fired......

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for ...
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Why aren't you working?

Why aren't you working?

A boss asks one of his employees “Why he aren't you working?”
The employee replies “I didn’t see you coming!”
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Management lesson

Management lesson

Management lesson: Never start a project unless all resources are available.
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Attitude problem

Attitude problem

The word around the office is that you have an attitude problem...
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Things to Say When Stressed at Work

1."Okay, okay! I take it back ...
... Unfuck you".

2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing"

3. "Well this day was a ...
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No work today

I called my boss to tell him I was sick and wasn,t coming in to work.
He asked what was wrong.Told him I had anal-glaucoma.
That sounds ...
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Inter Office E-mail

Inter Office E-mail

Hey Doug, did you get the e-mail I sent?

Not yet, but try again... I need that information right away!
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March Office Calendar 2008

March Office Calendar 2008

This is a must have!

Actually I got myself two on my desk. It's the sexy March Office Calendar 2008.

I don't know how I ever ...
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The Office Rumour

The Office Rumour

That's how office rumours get started.
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