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Slit Cut Dress

Slit Cut Dress

Slit Cut Dress: $250
Sessions at the Gym: $50 each
Spike Heels: $75
Tanning Sessions: $25 each
Tickets to formal: $40 each
Your ...
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(14 Votes)

Radar photo caught speeding

Radar photo caught speeding

Priceless radar photo caught speeding with a dick in your hand.

Girls Night Out?
You Lying Bitch!

Running A Red ...
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Make up - Breast - Forget to hide the balls

Make up - Breast - Forget to hide the balls

Make up: $ 600,-
Breast: $4,-
Forget to hide the balls:

Priceless...

There are some things money can’t buy, for ...
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(3 Votes)

Super Heros: Skid Mark Mask

Super Heros: Skid Mark Mask

Digital Camera: $ 600,-
Boys underwear: $4,-
Not telling your cousin his mask has a skid mark:

Priceless...

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Drunk Indian Chick

Drunk Indian Chick

19 years of sobriety and strict Indian upbringing $35,000 / year
Le Chateau Shirt $ 30
Fourteen $ 2 shots of Sambuca
One toke of a $ 5 ...
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(32 Votes)

Wet T-Shirt Contest

Wet T-Shirt Contest

The cost of the computer which was supposed to make you smart: $1500

The price your parents pay for internet access so you can find stupid ...
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(11 Votes)

Girl pissing herself at the ATM

Girl pissing herself at the ATM

Night out Drinking: $ 35,-
Getting left behind: Free
Going to the ATM machine first instead of the toilet:

Priceless...
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(10 Votes)

Getting your shorts caught on the seat

Getting your shorts caught on the seat

New mountain bike: $ 450,-
New sneaks: $ 80,-

Getting your shorts caught on the seat and showing your ass to the ...
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  • Currently 4.5/5 Stars.

(3 Votes)

Popping your own Tent

Popping your own Tent

Daily entrance to the weekend camp site: $10
Food and Drinks for the camping trip: $60
Popping your own tent in the morning for everyone to ...
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  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

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Hillary Clinton's Statement

Hillary Clinton's Statement

Haircut: $8
BDUs: $100
Knowing you just mocked the “Smartest woman on earth” (Hilary Clinton), right under her fat Elitist ...
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