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A radical new way to loose weight

An obese fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an ...
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Horse racing

This bloke is sitting reading his tabloid when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

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Dead Penis

Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer's who lived in a nursing home. One day he came out of his room, tracked down the nearest nurse, and said, "My ...
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Damned If I know, but this morning...

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to ...
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Funny Cadillac Joke

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next ...
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Little Boy visits a Nude Beach

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.

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Election

A Chinese and an American man were having a conversation.
The American said, 'In the States we have elections every fourth year. How about ...
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I Love Older Women

To set this up, I’ve been married for nearly 25 years. The other day I took a look at my wife said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a ...
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Cinderella the soccer player

Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?

She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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The new secretary at their office

Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot ...
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