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I wish I had your will power

A street beggar walked up to an overweight woman who was just about to go into a coffee shop and exclaimed, "Lady, I haven't eaten in a week." "Wow!" ...
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The bell ringer

St. Peter is very busy in Heaven, so he leaves a sign by the Pearly Gates: “For Service Ring Bell.” Away he goes; he barely gets started when BING! ...
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What If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors!

- Nike Condoms: Just do it.
- Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
- Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
- Pringles Condoms: ...
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A radical new way to loose weight

An obese fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an ...
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Sex on Sabbath

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on ...
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The 75-carat engagement diamond ring

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. ...
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Old Ladies, Cigarettes, and Condoms

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke (that's the only place they could smoke at the nursing home) when it started to rain. ...
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