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Funny Cadillac Joke

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next ...
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Doctor’s Appointment

One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over ...
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Stick of Dynamite

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the ...
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Dead Penis

Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer's who lived in a nursing home. One day he came out of his room, tracked down the nearest nurse, and said, "My ...
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A hit and run case.

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too ...
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Damned If I know, but this morning...

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to ...
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Three Women: pagers, mobile phones and faxes. Very Funny!!‏

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed ...
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Lie Clocks‏

When you are DOWN to nothing....

God is UP to something.

When there is nothing left but God that is when you find out that God is ...
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Girl, I didn't even recognize you

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death ...
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Horse racing

This bloke is sitting reading his tabloid when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that ...
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