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Don't confuse Mac's with PC's

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.

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The Chastity Belt

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.

One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful ...
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Handling Church Gossip‏

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members ...
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Three Dead Bodies

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has ...
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Do Not Talk To My Parrot!!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key ...
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Aliens are abducting sexy people

Attention

Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people.

You will be safe, Im just emailing to say goodbye.
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Condooms proeven‏

Man komt van zijn werk thuis en zegt tegen zijn vrouw: "Ik heb onderweg in de seksshop een pakketje condooms gekocht met allemaal verschillende ...
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Surely I can't look that old! (High School Crush)

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old!"

A woman writes....
I ...
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Condoms aren't completely safe

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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Camel Sex‏

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel ...
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