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Yo momma so nasty, she gave me ear infection

Yo momma so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Yo momma's teeth are so yellow

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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Yo momma is so bald

Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her see
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got ...
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Yo Momma's So Fat... Yellow Raincoat

Yo momma is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, "here comes the school bus."
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Yo momma's so fat... Occupancy 240

Yo momma so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' momma."
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Yo momma's so fat... 90210

Yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
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Yo Momma's so fat... Thong

Yo' momma so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!
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NBA clippers game

Yo momma is so dumb that she went to a clippers game to get a haircut.
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Yo Momma, and the air conditioning

Your momma is so poor I stepped on an ice cube and yo momma said oh shit there goes the air conditioning.
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Your momma worked at M and M's factory

Your momma is so stupid she worked at an m and m's factory and was putting the candy inside the bags and threw away all the m and m's that had a w on ...
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