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Three death row inmates; West Indian, American and a Japanese

You see how West Indians can chat? That's how them mouth always put them in trouble.
Three death row inmates -- an American, a Japanese and a ...
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Simple Friend Vs. Real Friend Vs. Trini Friend

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A Trini friend cause de damn tears in de first ...
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Things my Trini mother taught me

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING. "Yuh go get ah good cut ass when we get home!"
My Mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If yuh run across de road ...
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How Jagdeo knew he was in Guyana

Fidel Castro of Cuba, Keith Mitchell of Grenada and Bharrat Jagdeo of Guyana were returning from a meeting in Jamaica. There was a powercut over the ...
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You know you are a Guyanese when...

Yu go to the International House of Pancakes to look for Dhal and Roti.
Yu and ya buddy dem a fight and yo mama tell yu “yu rang an ...
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Things my Jamaican mother taught me

My Mother taught me HUMOR. "If yu don't eat food, breeze going blow yu 'way."
My Mother taught me about GENETICS. "Yu just like yu fadda." ...
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How to know when you is no longer a Jamaican

Yuh cyan't take even "slight" pepper in yuh curry goat .......
Yuh start "hengin' out" instead of jamming'....
Yuh not usin' expressions ...
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Guyanese Proverbs

Monkey dress e pickney (child) till he spoil. (Don’t try to over do something, keep it simple.)

Yuh can’t suck cane and blow whistle. (Do ...
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Jamaican Proverbs

Mi come here fi drink milk, mi noh come here fi count cow". (A reminder to conduct business in a straightforward manner.)

The higher the ...
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A West Indian Love Story

Donovan was on his death bed. His wife Leila was maintaining
bedside. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying
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