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Classic insurance claim statements

ACTUAL STATEMENTS FROM INSURANCE CLAIMS

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to ...
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Eskimo with frost on his moustache

An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and ...
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Ways to Say 'Your Flying Low'

Ten most Polite Ways to Say 'Your Flying Low'

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend ...
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A Royal flush beats a pair of Queens

Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and the Queen Mum arrive at the Pearly gates, St Peter explains that only one can get through and that they each have ...
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Show Me your Tits

Show Me your Tits

A man an old woman stands at a bus stop waiting for a bus.
The man's T-shirt says "show me yer tits".
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Male or Female Non-living Objects

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

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Recipe for a multi-millionaire

Take a boy with bare feet as a starter
Add thrift and sobriety, mixed
Flavor with quarts of religion,
And see that the tariff is fixed.
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Whopper Freakout

Whopper free Burger King. Watch how people react after finding out that the home of the whopper no longer serves Americas best Burger.
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Romantic food

Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary ...
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10 Reasons Why Fat People Rule!

I really don't understand what the skinny fad is. WHY does everyone want to be the same size anyways? Who wants to be able to see your rib cage? I ...
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