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The blond better

Tom, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was ...
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A radical new way to loose weight

An obese fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an ...
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Hippie, Nun and Bus Driver

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. ...
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Good old school black mothers.

Ohh Yeah. Been there done most of it. Good old school black mothers.
That's how it gotta be these days. Too much kids cursing their parents and ...
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Horse racing

This bloke is sitting reading his tabloid when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

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Accents‏

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
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Black vs White Mothers‏

A black girl and a white girl were friends. The black girl slept over the white girl's house.

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Dead Penis

Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer's who lived in a nursing home. One day he came out of his room, tracked down the nearest nurse, and said, "My ...
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I was standing on the highest mountain of them all.

I was standing on the highest mountain of them all, and round about beneath me was the whole hoop of the world. And while I stood there I saw more ...
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You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

Mahatma Ghandi
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