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Your tit falling out

Your tit falling out

Plane tickets: $700,-
2 valiums to calm you down before the flight: $3,-
8 glasses of wine during dinner: $24,-

Your tit falling out ...
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Breast Implants! Who gives a shit

Breast Implants! Who gives a shit

Which one of Santa’s Christmas helpers has the breast implants?

Who gives a shit!
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Portrait for Christmas Cards

Portrait for Christmas Cards

Portrait for Christmas Cards: $ 22.50
37 cards with portrait stuffed and mailed by studio: $58.25

Failing to examine the proof before ...
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Signs Santa Has Been Drinking for Christmas

1. While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light.
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Kinky Rudolf

Kinky Rudolf

Ooh that felt sooo Good, whip me, whip me harder, pull my reins hard you fat bastard!
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Miss Xmas Outfit

Miss Xmas Outfit

An old man receives the ultimate gift from his miss wearing a very sexy christmas outfit.
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Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! ...
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The Onion And The Christmas Tree

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'

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Chinese New Year Resolutions

Chinese New Year Resolutions

I will stop opening fortune cookies until I find one I like.

My restaurant will stop pretending its buffet is in any way ...
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Three Dead Bodies

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has ...
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